Monday 27 December 2021

DECLINE AND FALL (EVELYN WAUGH) AND THE MONKEY AND THE HUNTER PROBLEM

 “ ‘Aim high’ has been my motto,” said Sir Humphrey, “all through my life. You probably won’t get what you want, but you may get something; aim low, and you get nothing at all. It’s like throwing a stone at a cat. When I was a kid that used to be great sport in our yard; I dare say you were throwing cricket-balls when you were that age, but it’s the same thing. If you throw straight at it, you fall short; aim above, and with luck you score. Every kid knows that. I’ll tell you the story of my life.”

´Aim high ´is a good  piece of advice in general, but in this case  I think it´s not quite correct. Or at least it doesn´t agree about the solution of the famous mental experiment of the hunter and the monkey. With some simple equations of elemental Physics ( which I don´t write here in order not to chase any hipotetycal reader away) can be proved that if the monkey ( or the cat) falls at the moment of listening the shot, the hunter always scores  if he´s aiming to the monkey. But if you throw a stone at a cat, he can react and fall a bit later, that´s why Evelyn  Waugh suggests this adjustment in this novel whose tittle, by the way, is so suitable for this post