Monday 28 December 2020

DERIVATIVE SPORT IN TORNADO ALLEY (DAVID FOSTER WALLACE) AND THE OMNIPRESENCE OF MATHS

 When I left my boxed township of Il inois farmland to attend my dad’s alma mater in the lurid jutting Berkshires of western Massachusetts, I al of a sudden developed a jones for mathematics. I’m starting to see why this was so. Col ege math evokes and catharts a Midwesterner’s sickness for home. I’d grown up inside vectors, lines and lines athwart lines, grids—and, on the scale of horizons, broad curving lines of geographic force, the weird topographical drain-swirl of a whole lot of ice-ironed land that sits and spins atop plates. The area behind and below these broad curves at the seam of land and sky I could plot by eye way before I came to know infinitesimals as easements, an integral as schema. Math at a hil y Eastern school was like waking up; it dismantled memory and put it in light.

Calculus was, quite literal y, child’s play.


Maths are eveywhere, although some landscapes are more explicit than others. For example, the Mid-West, but also the olive groves in the province of Jaén.
The ability of thinking abstractly about mathematical entities of Nature, typical of huge intelligences, is one of the shortest ways to madness.
I,ve read Foster Wallace tennis texts yet again ( I used to love them when I was younger) because I,m playing tennis these days due to Covid ( a sport full of geometry and trigonometry, by the way). So, we can say that the Covid  has  transformed me from a player of friendly games of football to an amateur tennis one.
In fact, when I knew the news about Maradona death, I was playing tennis and  this paradox made me feel a bit guity

Monday 14 December 2020

TENDER BAR (J.R MOEHRINGER) AND BARS AS FORUMS WHERE DEBATE SCIENCE

 Sometimes the bar felt like the best place in the world, other nights it felt like the world itself. After one especially grueling day at the Times, I found the men in a circle at Uncle Charlie’s end of the bar. They had arranged cocktail garnishes in the shape of the solar system, a lemon as the sun, and they were moving the olive around the lemon, explaining to each other why New York gets dark before California, why seasons change, how many millennia we have before the whole thing falls apart. I stood behind them, letting their conversation orbit around me. What’s a black hole anyway? A thing that sucks up everything in its path. So it’s like my ex? Yeah only smaller. I’ll tell her you said that. A black hole’s like the Grand Canyon with extra gravy. Not gravy, dipshit—gravity. What’d I say? Think of it this way—the universe is held together with gravity, your ex is held together with gravy. Don’t use an olive for the earth, I hate olives. Whaddya got against olives? Pits—I don’t like food that fights me. Who the fuck ate Mars? Sorry, I see a cherry, I eat a cherry. How big is the fucking earth anyways? It’s twenty-five thousand miles around. That sounds almost walkable. You don’t even like to walk to the corner for the Daily News. You mean to say everyone in this joint is going sixty-seven thousand miles an hour right now? No wonder I feel so fucking dizzy.


Apparently, a bar is not the best place to discuss science (it´s very difficult to argue about science, in any case) , but alcohol can do anything. In the text, it´s all very well explained: black holes, the solar system, translation speed of  the earth, which is higher in the winter, the earth´s diameter…

What an extraordinary thing is a bar with a good parish!! As the song goes:

“if the place is warm

With people to laugh and argue with

It doesn’t matter if it’s a bar or home”